"There are TWO THINGS you should never discuss at the dinner table, Son..."

Hello, dear sweet Internets. I hope you're ready for me.

So, I'm making this blog out of equal parts peer pressure and a desire to blab to the world about it. Ideally, this should work pretty well because who doesn't like hearing about themselves, right? But also, You (the WORLD) are more likely to read this here rather than on my Facebook, whereupon you will never find me for one reason or another.

Now then, let's set up a few ground rules -- what you can expect from me and what I will expect from you.

• I will write words upon words upon words. That's how I roll. I suspect that a lot of these words will fall under the "two things" category (see title). I hope to offend you and your sensibilites.
  

• I have a strange fascination with taking pictures of very small things, so hope you like that too.
  

• You should just tell me how awesome we are, and I'll tell you how awesome you are, and we'll all be happy. Hooray! :D

Okay, so that whole "peer pressure" thing ties in with This Guy. He says to me, he says, "Josue, look at my blog!" and I says to the guy I says, "Well I want a blog..." and he's all like "Well make one!" and I was like "but I'm so lazy... Oh alright." So go check him out. He's a hippie but refuses to admit to it.

That's all. Long, political post to follow. Peace out, homies.